Extra Time in Berlin

'95 - O'Brien asks Balboa why we haven't seen Messi yet. Balboa informs him that they've used all of their three subs. You see, Davey boy, in soccer you're only allowed...oh, nevermind.

'100 - Ballack takes a dive in the box. Argentina's players want a yellow card. None forthcoming. Typical. You know, it's a circus - Maxi dives and Germany's players try to assault him, then Ballack dives and Argentina's players go nuts. This is why people hate this sport.

'105 - Ballack is barely moving. He could collapse at any moment.

'110 - Of the 50 fouls so far, 31 have been called against Argentina. For those of you without a 3rd grade math education, that's 62%. I'm shocked - Bennett Salvatore is normally pretty fair.

'115 - Tevez gets hacked down. He's one of four players still with a pulse, along with Frings, Tony Parker, and Coloccini, who just hit the post! Wow, Lehmann would have been incarcerated if that had gone in.

'120 - Argentina is the more dangerous side, but we're headed to PKs. And we know how the Germans are from the spot: lethal.